Ai

Overview
That single eye is so goddamn huge you gotta wonder how there's room in her skull for a brain. On top of that, she's only got one foot, so that's minus one point for mobility and minus 1000 for the foot fetishists.

According to everyone in the game, she's a very talented singer. However, you never actually hear her voice, so she could just sound like a food processor and no one would ever know.